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February 25, 2016

END TIMES UPDATE

AN ASTEROID IS SET TO CRASH INTO EARTH, SO WE’RE SENDING IT MEMES

Or, less sensationally:

NASA is putting your artwork on an asteroid, because why not

(Thanks to The Perts)

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I have a hunch there is a race of somethings out there that is actively trying to steer an asteroid or comet or some other rather large hurtling rock toward, rather than away from, Earth, and that they're getting more impatient every day.

Previous efforts at sabotaging the Earth have been only partially successful, but very suspicious evidence remains: see Honey Boo Boo, the Kardashians, Snookie, and the 2016 U.S. presidential election slate.

Our best and possibly only hope may be the remakes of MST3K.

Thus it ends. Not with a cry, but with an emoji.

Yelling "Hey ASTEROID, we got your art right here!" only worked in foreign films.

*snork* at Loudmouth!

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