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January 21, 2016

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY

This.

(Thanks to Mark Johnson and Debbie Awalt)

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Why not appreciate them baked, stewed, or fried?

A rat by any other name.

Not now! I'm cleaning my shotgun!

Please celebrate responsibly.*


* http://www.enjoyresponsibly.ca/#

a day for S.A.D. people to get together

"Why not visit your local park and spot some squirrels?"

Or perhaps your local electrical switchyard?

Next these crazy people will buy the squirrels
outfits and soon adopt them.

Insanity, thy name is Squirrel-lover.

Hunting season is open.

Snorks @ Ralph!

It's almost that bad....

Thanks! We appreciate you right back!

And maybe we'll do
in a squirrel or two
while we're poisoning the pigeons in the park

i think that i shall never see
a squirl that i would call 'lovely'
a squirl whose hungry mouth is pressed
against a fledgling robin's nest
a squirl who looks for food all day
with satan's teeth they gnaw and prey
oh tree, you may in summer wear
a nest of squirls in your hair
upon your bosom squirls have lain
they've chewed your branches, caused you pain
poems are made by fools like me
but only squirls can kill a tree

tree rats

Love Appreciate them to death.

There once was a verse to a sly squirl
That brought your eyebrows to a high furl
At seeing the writer
You wanted to chide her
For rhyming the rodent with ligirl

um,
meanie the blue - coo coo ca choo . . . doobie doobie doo

Er, boom shaka laka laka?
Doo wop sha waddy waddy?
Rubber biscuits?

ah, my favorite version

talk about a more innocent time

Whaddya want fa nuthin'?

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