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January 22, 2016

MAKES FOR SOME TRICKY PICKUP LINES

A man has been banned from having sex with a woman unless he gives police 24 hours warning.

(Thanks to Patty Villanova and Al Barkafski)

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"Want to come over tomorrow and see my ASBO?" might have a certain charm for the right population.

The sidebar story about the guy who rubbed a woman's leg for 20 minutes was more relevant. He looked like BM.

It's probably an even better idea to just keep someone like that locked up.

"Police can apply for orders in cases where they feel there is a need to protect the wider public."

So this guy is partial to broads?

Same with my wife.

hey marquis is this called twenty-fourplay ?

So the guy hasn't actually been convicted of anything. Guess we have to read the minority report.

Wasn't there a tv show called " 24 "...?

yes, clankie, only That featured a cLock

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