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January 22, 2016

IT IS NOT TOO EARLY TO START DRINKING

Planet X, or Nibiru, is on a crash course with Earth, doomsayers believe

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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The planet was also discussed on "Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated."

Good enough for me!

So, does that mean we don't have to file our tax returns this year?

Sweet!

meh

jonas'll probably wipe us out this wknd

"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids, and Neil Tyson DeGrasse!"

--rogue planet X

throws patio furniture into a pool .. I'm ready!

No problem. I attended the latest meeting of the Roswell chapter of UFO ways and means, which is held weekly at their top secret location in the basement of Casey's Bar at the corner of 3rd, and Main. The consensus is Planet X is a huge spaceship coming to take away all Scientologists. So, what COULD go wrong? Next week they discuss head transplants on Neptune.

Is the Kool-A1d getting stronger these days?

Zeta Reticuli opened for Goo Goo Dolls.

This is Reticulous.

Niburu the twain shall meet...

Sorry.

hope it hits uranus 1st

It is composed of the afterbirth spawn left by Bernie Sanders mother some 4.5 billion years ago during the Big Bang. For his age Bernie is in great shape. He runs five miles a day. Four of the five trying to find his way back to the house.

I hope this isn't Tom Arnold's Ex.

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