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November 27, 2015


Paranoid Pensioner Buries Life Savings Underground; Cash Gets Eaten By Worms

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)


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worms don't do too well eating gold.

And after an hour, the worms are hungry again....

(overheard at my second-favorite Chinese reataurant, apparently dishing the customers...)

Silly person. These days banks will eat your savings for you.

There once was a man named Wu Chen.
Who was really a prince among men.
For years he slaved,
His money he saved.
Now he's back fishing again.

I saw the Paranoid Pensioners open for Boz Scaggs.

Banks are far worse.

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