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November 27, 2015

ASSUMING YOU PLAN TO HAVE THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS TODAY

...you probably should not click here.

(Thanks to Colleen Clark and Unholy Slacker, who says "I'm guessing he's single.")

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I wonder how he did in his civil engineering classes

Was he an 'artist' who just couldn't bear separating from his creations? (CREEPY)....

The police were alerted to the conditions by a stool pigeon

I agree he's probably single and will stay that way for a very long time.
I don't even want to look at food today much less Thanksgiving leftovers. I ate too much yesterday but I only did it because I went to a Black Friday sale last night and I wanted to load up on carbs so I could shove people out of the way when I was shopping. One older guy stepped all over me but he did apologize. Because I'm a nice person I told him it was okay and then mentioned some of the great deals I'd seen. He proceeded to tell me they weren't great deals they were cr@p. He went on to say the entire store was cr@p and he wouldn't buy any of it. He also said he prefers to shop at higher end stores like Nordstroms. (I was at a Belk store which is a lot like Macy's.) After he said this I almost asked him if he felt that way then way in the hell was he there stepping all over me? But, I decided to take the high road and just wished him a Happy Thanksgiving. Sometimes I can act like a responsible, sensitive adult. Scary isn't it?

You must have been partially sedated by all the carbs, cindy.

Didn't Bags of Excrement open for the Paranoid Pensioners? If not, they should have.

Ewwwww, not me my leftovers will be served on Sunday. I didn't eat too much. I enjoy what weight I have lost.

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