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August 28, 2015

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Man accused of hopping on cars naked; blames mushrooms

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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I knew a young man once, who was seated cozilly with his lass in the front seat of his car when he was drunkenly interrupted by an acquaintence, who pulled down his pants and sat on the young man's windshield espressing the concept: "Here is my ass" at which point the young man reached over and soaked the interloper's testicles by pressing the "windshield wash" button.

Good times were had by all.

wiped his @ss, didya mudstuffin ?

Hopping, blames mushrooms... must be Mario. He even showed everyone his plumbing tool.

Hey, go to China...you can grow/wear your mushrooms on your 'doo, and eat them too...

Hopped up hood hopper is hopping mad.

Those shrooms must been really good shiitake

His buddies could come in handy as character witnesses. They could persuade the jury that he is a fun guy.

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