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August 29, 2015

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Valrico woman says she robbed banks to pay for daughter's graduation party

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Carabeo later plead the fourth stating, "I can't count any higher than four."

Well, she solved her rent problem...jails don't (usually) charge rent.

I've hosted three graduation parties. Going to jail would have been much better. At least I would have gotten some sleep.

In that case, ma'am, you are free to go.

She should run for office as The Cost Of Graduation Parties Is Too Damn High candidate.

The party would have been much cheaper without an open bar.

"America's Dumbest Criminals" can use her for the fall season kickoff. With special musical guests Ruptured Dye Pack.

I hope her daughter elopes. There's no (legal) way mama could pay for the wedding.

Orange is a good color for a prom dress.

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