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August 29, 2015

DANG

California Man Was Not Actually Human-Alien Hybrid Sent to Save Humanity

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

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There is nothing left to believe in.

Whatever happened to Val Thor? He was supposed to "save us", wasn't he?

However, contrary to what he told two devout followers, we can be pretty sure of three things: he was not, in fact, part alien, was not sent to Earth to save us all, and did not work for the CIA.
How do we know this isn't the CIA's way of covering up the fact he was part alien?

Speculation was raised when a crocodile suit and a pair of thick pair of blue tinted glasses were discovered along with a candle in the wind.

Must be the other guy, then.

For those of you too young to remember, this
and this
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There have been lots of "aliens" throughout the 60's and 70's: Tiny Tim, Andy Warhol, Yoko Ono, David Bowie, Bai Ling, and my 8th grade algebra teacher.

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