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July 29, 2015

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

According to cops, a neighbor called 911 to report that Berg was walking around his backyard in the nude and had communed with a bush.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Ralph, Jeff Meyerson, Unholy Slacker and Chris Elzi)

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That's worth two in the hand.

Since when is bush whacking (so to speak) wrong? Soon we won't be able to have any fun at all.

At least he's not a tree-hugger.

Communed? I've never heard it called that before.

Cheese it! The copse!

And bring me a shrubbery!

Define "communed."

Connecticut octogenarian is facing criminal charges after he was spotted, sans clothing, “humping” a bush outside his home, police report.

SO which Bush was he humping? Did it involve bribes or a "contribution"?

We need campaign finance reform, methinks...

Lina Lamont was wrong. You CAN make love to a bush.

*Snork* at Ralph!

*snork* @ Renee I. One of my favorite movies.

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