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July 27, 2015

MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

Mets discover baby raccoon in clubhouse weight room

(Thanks to Jenny Kellner, who says "maybe they should get him to bat cleanup.")

FLORIDA: STATE OF LAWS

Florida man told he must contain all BBQ smell on his property or else stop BBQing

(Thanks to Rick Day)

GUY HILARITY

A Norwegian prankster road tripping to Sweden with a friend awoke his sleeping companion by holding a running chainsaw to his throat.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE DAMN CONSTITUTION

Man in Trouble for Climbing Over Ohio Zoo's Fence and Petting Cougars

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

WE'RE SURE THERE'S A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

This is the moment a shocked toilet-user saw a human hand burst through the wall of the urinal.

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(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Furious naked sunbathers say they were buzzed by radio-controlled aircraft that had camera attached

Actual Name of Nudist Beach: "Studland"

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, who's trying to remember who FNS opened for)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Cows derail train in Kent

(Thanks to Rick Day)

THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Helicopter, armed police and dogs arrive at 'weapon incident' and find gardener using a rake

(Thanks to Ralph)

DUDE

First 'Bud and Breakfast' Opens in Seattle

Autoplay.

Sure: "It's not all about getting high."

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

July 26, 2015

IDAHO

It aint just potato farms.

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Here's a tree that was burned in the wildfires of a few years ago, with flowers growing around it.

Burnt tree

GET THAT NOBEL (burp) PRIZE READY

Scientists Make the First New Lager Yeasts in Centuries

(Thanks to Edward Wurtz)

THE NEWS FROM CANADA

Lack Of Toilets Leads To Pooping On Famous Graves

This has been The News From Canada.

(Thanks to The Perts)

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

Man caught peeing on Queens street had 5 ounces of pot, loaded handgun

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

GUYS IN ACTION

100-acre wildfire started by men shooting propane bottles

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

July 25, 2015

CSI: IDAHO

Competition for huckleberries creating fights among pickers

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

IN FLORIDA...

...we call this "parking."

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(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Alligator found crossing NYC street dies unexpectedly

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

‘OUR IDEA IS THAT IT COULD BE SOMEONE WHO, FOR UNKNOWN REASONS, HATES THE GAME OF GOLF.’

Mystery pooper targeting holes of Norwegian golf course

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

SPAWN OF SATAN UPDATE

Lady walking cat on a leash managed to snarl 83 subway trains

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Mayflies force shutdown of Savanna – Sabula Bridge

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)

WE ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND

Semen has controlling power over female genes and behaviour

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

THE VOTERS WERE TERRIFIED

Creepy Clown Trespasses At Chicago Cemetery, In Dead Of Night

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, Charles Cates, Allen at Division and Geoff Scott)

FASHION TIP:

Rotting Fungus Creates Beautiful, Glistening 'Hair Ice'

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

THAT SHOULD KEEP THE SHARKS AWAY

Jamie O’Brien Sets Himself On FIre And Goes Surfing

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

IN THAT CASE, MR. LIGHTYEAR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Naked homeless man 'rubs himself against granny and declares he's Buzz Lightyear'

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

July 24, 2015

COLOR THIS BLOG SHOCKED

Floridians fail driving test in alarming numbers

We're shocked because we didn't know there was a driving test.

DUDE, WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE DAMN CONSTITUTION

Colorado judge bans "Bong-a-Thon" from townsite of Stoner

(Thanks to Ralph)

Related: Retirees Represent Major Marijuana Market

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

CSI: WASHINGTONVILLE

State troopers say they had to use a rope to corral a man who was driving drunk on his lawn mower with a box of beer.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

A FLORIDA ETC.

Man Drives Off Bridge in Netherlands

(Thanks to William Dinyes)

THE LEGEND IS TRUE

Gator

(Thanks to wiredog)

ALWAYS CARRY SEVERAL

Delivery driver throws pizzas at would-be robber

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

WHO DOESN'T?

Patrick Stewart Backs Drones That Collect Whale Snot

(Thanks to Joel Farr, who says "Back in the day, Whale Snot Drone opened for Jefferson Airplane, and Patrick Stewart was there. Reunion tour!")

ADVISORY

Pee on these S.F. walls? Be prepared for them to pee back

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

NEITHER SNOW NOR RAIN NOR BUNIONS

NH Mailman Allegedly Broke Into House, Tried On Woman’s Boots

(Thanks to Madeleine)

IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

Woman allegedly makes threats, shoots sofa

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

WE THINK MAYBE WE BLOGGED THIS ALREADY

But just in case...

(Thanks to Rick Day and DaninDallas)

ALTERNATIVELY, YOU COULD ISSUE THEM WEAPONS

Council proposes putting hi-viz jackets and string of flashing lights on COWS to cut back on road collisions

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

July 23, 2015

LAGER WAS INVOLVED

British couple caught having sex in phone booth open up about romp

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE'RE NEVER GOING INTO THE WATER AGAIN

GIANT SQUID ... Attacks The Side Of Ship

(Thanks to Monique)

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Florida woman jumps into pond to rescue her dog from the jaws of a 7.5-foot-long alligator

CREEPING FACISM ALERT

Burials banned in back yards

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

WHILE UNDER THERE, HE CHARGED HIS *FOUR* CELLPHONES

Police say a man sneaked into a central New Jersey home and hid under a bed in a spare room for three days before the homeowner realized what had happened.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

IS THERE A PROBLEM, TSA AGENTS?

Security Administration officers found an assortment of suspicious items in his bag. They included:

– Two smoke grenades
– 12 bottle rockets
– A hatchet
– A folding saw
– Three rope cutters with straight-edged blades
– A fixed-blade knife
– A credit card knife
– A utility knife
– Two folding knives

(Thanks to wiredog)

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A woman accused of bashing a man with a meat tenderizer and a broomstick got locked up on a felony charge, according to an affidavit and a police report.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IS OUR TOURISTS LEARNING?

Bison injures woman posing for selfie at Yellowstone

Bison selfies are a bad idea: Tourist gored in Yellowstone as another photo goes awry

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, Allen at Division, Jay Brandes and David Emery)

GUYS IN ACTION

Man in Milwaukee shoots dog after mistaking it for lion

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Not My Usual Alias)

SEND SOMEONE TO WASHINGTON

Someone built a meth lab inside a federal research facility, and it exploded

(Thanks to David Emery)

WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE DAMN CONSTITUTION

Your Butt-Dials Can Be Recorded, Federal Court Says

(Thanks to Judy B.)

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Man walks out of ocean naked, sits on boardwalk in Palm Coast, cops say

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Machete-wielding man threatened teen for disciplining Chihuahua

(Thanks to John Mayson and Jeff Meyerson)

 
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