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July 31, 2015

AND NOTHING CAN BE DONE, BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE VALID DRIVERS' LICENSES

Giant, hungry snails are eating the stucco off houses in Florida

(Thanks to West Coast Rod)

Another version: Snail as Big as a Tennis Shoe Running Amok in Florida

(Thanks to Charles Cates, who says "Snails can run?")

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Desire to visit Florida: Hell Noooo. Hit one of those slicks and slide right into the Gulf.

From the big snail story:
"If they consume infected rat feces, the snails can carry a parasitic worm that is dangerous to humans and can cause a rare form of meningitis."

Infected Rat Feces opened for Alice Cooper.

"Authorities thought they had a good handle on them last year."

The article misspelled "Handel," and the snails decided "I'll be Bach."

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