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June 30, 2015

YOU KNOW THE STATE

A 65-year-old woman accused of stabbing her son in the nipple with a pencil after he complained she bought too much stuff at Walmart got locked up, an arrest affidavit states.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says we need to get pencils out of civilian hands)

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Amazingly, in a twist no one could have predicted, both mother and son were drunk. Of course, that is the best way to be when shopping at Walmart.

nursecindy told me.

All those surprised that Walmart had any kind of tie to this story, raise your hands.

it was a grafight

"Wally people got no sense anymore...
fighting and stabbing on the floor...
Watch your front, back and check your gall
cause wally people got no sense at all.."


(Sung to the tune of "Short People" by Randy Newman.)

Well, he probably was thinking she shouldn't have bought the pencil.

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