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June 30, 2015

MAYBE WE SHOULD CHARGE ADMISSION

Reason for recent spike in shark attacks: Too many people in the ocean

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

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lemme simplify that convoluted math equation:

1 shark = subtract my @ss right out of the ocean

done

No need to be shark food.

Alternate theory.

Swim where there are a lot of sea lions. That should solve the problem.

So basically we are just part of a giant, watery buffet.

Charming.

Just when everyone thought it was safe to back in the water again.
Is the geezer bus parked by the beach?

When there are too many of one species in an area, Nature adjusts to fix the balance. Bring popcorn and a lawn chair.

I'm with ligirl. You won't see me at the Outer Banks anytime soon! Our local news keeps saying the sharks are coming closer to the shore because it's been so hot which makes no sense to me. Wouldn't it be cooler out in the deeper water?

sharkfood is scarce b/c of global warming. so they swim further and further out to find lunch. leave the hostess bathing suit in the closet, nursecindy!

Until further notice I will be closing my Pork Chop Life Vest concession stand.

I always go swimming with my chum.

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