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May 30, 2015

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Police Corral Stray Pig In Shelby Township; Porky Perp Leaves Patrol Car A Mess

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(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

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"I don't care if you plan to set up a DUI checkpoint this evening, do something about the remnants left in the squad car by that slobbering fat guy you said we had to transport last night."

Probably better than their usual class of perp.

Looks drunk to me.

Could easily be enjoying a cup of coffee and a donut. He's out of uniform though.

Love that picture. "Hey everybody, looks like a real fun ride today, hope you all can tag along!"

Strangely enough, I once saw Porky Perp open for The Shelby Township Cruisers at my county fair.

Being drunk and tearing up the insides of a police car is no way to go through life, son...er, Mr. Ziffel...

Watsamatter ossifer?

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