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April 28, 2015

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Airplanes Just Got Even More Crowded With New 11-Seat-Across Setup

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

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Keep movin', movin', movin'
Though they're disapprovin'
Keep them doggies movin', rawhide....

I anticipate more urine related headlines due to this.

All the comforts of a Gemini capsule.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT TO TEXICAN: pillow? headphones? catheter??

Next month they will eliminate all the seats and sell standing room only!

There's a lot of excess room over the passengers' heads that is WAY underutilized.

" ...you'll have to climb over not one, but TWO other people on your way to the lavatory. "

Unless you have Popeil's Pocket Bed Pan.

Popeil's pocket bed pan, 4 or 5 Valiums plus some earplugs and I might survive the experience. My fellow passengers might not like the smell and the snoring but they should just get their own.

Travel size baby oil is given to every passenger so they can lube up to make it easier to squeeze into your seat.

Next budget airline...Cordwood Air. No seats. Passengers are stacked.

I think I'd enjoy flying baggage class more...
you know, where you are tossed into the baggage hold...

Soon they'll stow us horizontally. Might be better.

@Bob and Gargoyle Socks
Slave Ship Air, where only the strong arrive.

No thanks, I'll just wait until they get the (Star Trek style) transporters working.

I no longer feel as sorry for sardines. Passengers in oil and mustard sauce.

The outer ones handle the oars, the inner have to pedal.

I refuse to fly that bullcrp anymore. They will just lose cutovers doing this BS. I drive, take amtrak or just refuse to go. The airline bottom-line shhhit has pushed me over the edge. I won't fly for any reason anymore. Piss off enough customers and you have no customers. Hello self-driving cars!!!!!!!

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