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April 24, 2015

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Foreskin Facials: Would You Try One?

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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No.

Most of the porn sites have a reference to facials?

I've heard that there are many web sites dedicated to this subject. I had no idea babies were involved.

Cindy Crawford's mole could be in jeopardy.

Overheard in Ashley's boyfriend's locker room:
"So, how was your date with d!ckface last night? Kiss 'er good night?"

Didn't they open for Madonna?

I can hear the informercials now:

Do you want to be soft as a baby's....


EWWW!!!

Apply with a bristle brush

color me circumspect

Moil oil of olay

If you get the treatment, do you have to leave a tip?

I can think of no parsing of the phrase "foreskin facial" that is acceptable to normal people.

Is that a cheesy mustache or some smegma?

If your face lifts for more than 4 hours...

But it leaves the recipients a little cock-eyed.

I really enjoy all the snippy comments here!

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