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April 30, 2015

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Naked Woman Arrested After Chasing Boyfriend With Knife

You know the state.

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misread ikea instructions:

'all that's required is a knife and your bare hands' as - 'a knife & you're bare . . . ' ?

Stay off her lawn.

Rolchika been rollin'.

We won't . . .

Aggravated assault? Pfffffffffffffffft. I skipped Citizenship.

I have friends who call that foreplay.

Until I realized he would have to be in the headline, I imagined the story containing the nouns "tiger" and "woods."

It's a defense to prosecution if he was carrying a cake.

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