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March 19, 2015

THE REAL SIGN WAS 'SHARKNADO 3'

'Friday's eclipse may signal the end of the world': Pastor warns that astronomical event could herald the day of judgement

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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I just might hold off paying the cell phone bill until Friday. It would be a shame for the world to end with 30 days of service remaining before the phones for the family are cut off.

Oh, please, Please, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Do you see that blood moon? It's an end-times message from God!"
"It is? What does it say?"
"It says... wait a minute... it says... 'We're all out of corn flakes. F.U.'"

yup

more snow headed my way . . .

                        WORLD ENDS TOMORROW
FOX LIMITS "SIMPSONS" RENEWAL TO TWO SEASONS

If I only had a nickel for every time the world was
going to end....

Does this mean there won't be a Saturday Times crossword puzzle ?

Come on, People. The websites name is "Root Source" and you fail to comment?

Perhaps that's the real sign the end is nigh.

But if it IS the end of the world, won't you all feel silly ?

Dingbats like this pastor have accurately predicted 15,329 of the last 0 world-ending events.

*snork* at LeDud.

But, what did the Mayans say about this?

Ya mean the Kardasians will go off the air?

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