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March 31, 2015

IF THIS ISN'T AN EMERGENCY, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

Man calls 911 to report he was overcharged on his bar tab

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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I can't even count the number of times I had to take the ambulance to straighten out a crooked bartender.

Okay, show of hands -- who was surprised to read the guy had been kicked out of the bar?

Oh, and:

He even managed to tell a dispatcher that she's "just like his ex wife."

*Now* he's in deep doo-doo.

Ah yes, brings back those foggy memories of when I had to ask a cop for help to find the door into a hotel bar. This was in the days before 911 and cell phones, else I might have called 911 to complain that the cop showed me to my room with a suggestion to sleep it off instead of the bar.

Phillip Poissonnier ==>
Sir Philippines Loon
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Holier Pippin’s loins
Lisp Irish Linen Poop
Irish nipple loin ops
I’ll nip poison, perish

My first thought was actually a subtitle
Man calls 911 to report he was overcharged on his bar tab
- Interrupts cops' donut break -

One senses this tale really moved MOTW.

Give him 1,000 hours of community service, and

also force him to watch Sesame Street reruns...

that will teach him!!!

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