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March 26, 2015

HE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT GARLIC BREAD

Cops Hunt For Hefty Armed Robber Who Stole Cash, Then Pizzas, From Long Island Domino’s

(Thanks to Charles Cates and Al Barkafski)

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Edgar?

I'd call "at least 350 pounds" beyond hefty.

If they don't catch him in 30 minutes or less, he's free.

Good one, Clankie.

Offer him cheesy bread and he'll turn himself in.

Reminds me of a guy who I used to work with. He had a check stolen and somebody went to the bank to "cash in". The culprit was described as 6 ft 8 and weighing 500 pds. The police IDed him right away because he was the "largest person in the city".

Thing is, when you knock over a Domino's...

*snork* at Amoeba.

Anyone wanna bet he'll be back?

A guy who weighs 350 pounds or more and gets free
pizza (even with a gun) will surely return to the scene of the crime....

Look for a big guy sweating profusely....

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