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March 20, 2015

BOLO

Ohio Police on the Hunt for Serial Pooper

(Thanks to Trent Whitney)

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*sniff* my hometown...

i never pooped on a car, but i did knock over trash cans, ran over a stop sign, threw empty beer cans in rex humbard's yard and vomited on rick case's property (and that was on my 21st birthday!)...good times.

too much fiber'll getcha every time

When you think about it aren't we all serial poopers?

DaveM

Heavy, DaveM.

What gets me is that the police say he's done this 16 times in the past 3 years, and they have a photo of him doing this....and they still can't catch him?!?! What's up with that???

I heard it on the police scanner.."colon all cars..colon all cars.."

Trent, Akron just doesn't have that many officers on doody any more..

Trent, he hasn't done it after a trip to Dunkin Doughnuts yet, so the police dogs can't pick up the scent.

Dave M, so long as you don't have megacolon, yes. Only most choose not to do it upon the personal property of other people. Unless it's, you know, a piece of personal property that just so happens to be made of porcelain.

Does eating Wheaties make me a cereal pooper?

Bowlo

OMG BAB ! Yes !

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