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February 27, 2015

THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH OUR REACTION TO THE BOOK

A FIFTY Shades fan caused the entire audience at a cinema to be evacuated after losing control of her body.

“She lost control of everything, including all bodily fluids. The whole cinema stank.”

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

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Pretty tough critic.

I'm betting she's single.

Where was her cell phone?

sounds like mom broke down & saw it", eh ?

I don't want whatever she's having ...

Precisely why she's relying on books and movies instead of the real thing.

Late-breaking news: she's decided she's not enough of a Masochist for that movie.

So, have they recovered her cell phone?

Lost control of all bodily fluids? Does that mean she drooled all over the carpet?

Doing the Incontenental.

Is this a banner day for the blog or what?

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