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February 23, 2015

LOOK! UP IN THE SKY!

Solar farm sets 130 birds on FIRE

(Thanks to Alan at Division)

*RESEARCHERS* ARE SAYING THIS, DUDE

Marijuana may be even safer than previously thought, researchers say

(Thanks to The Perts)

THEY PUT HER IN HANDCUFFS

Woman caught masturbating during ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

FOR THIS YOU WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL

The federal government is looking for doctors to help monitor suspected smugglers’ bowel movements at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Dad-O-Lot)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Four out of five women don't shower every day

(Thanks to Ty Jones)

WHERE THE HELL IS THE UNITED NATIONS?

Ontario town split on whether there's an apostrophe in its name

(Thanks to The Perts)

*BAD* RENZO!

A Florida police dog has been kicked off the force for biting a Dunkin' Donuts worker and an officer

(Thanks to The Perts and Charles Cates)

IS OUR COLLEGE STUDENTS LEARNING?

Police said an 18-year-old college student named Dean ordered a box of fake IDs and had them shipped to his campus address. What the student probably didn't think about was he shared the same name with a dean at his school.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

BOLO

Indonesian Police ask public to help prevent the sale of kids clothes covered in pandas having sex

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(Thanks to Ralph)

ANOTHER APPROACH IS TO STAY INDOORS AND CONTINUE DRINKING

Slovenians 'chase away the winter' in furry costumes

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(Thanks to Ron G.)

MAKES PERFECT SENSE

If I knew how to send screen captures from my iPad, I would have sent a banner ad for a local in-patient mental health facility that had a banner ad under your blog logo.

Talk about marketing to low hanging fruit....
 
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WELCOME TO SHANGDONG PROVINCE!

If visitors at the Yantai Park in Shangdong province, eastern China, linger too long without feeding the meter, dozens of sharp spikes shoot through the seat.

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

SCIENCE

5 Things a Man's Finger Length Says About Him

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)

PLUS CITY AND STATE TOOTH TAX

Tooth Fairy survey: NYC parents shell out $13.25 per tooth

(Thanks to Jenny Kellner)

February 22, 2015

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Cow gets head stuck in bicycle.

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This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Ron G. and Ralph)

GUYS IN ACTION

Man Arrested After Flying Into Rage Over Haircut at Salon

(Thanks to Nicholas Read, who says "No, not Kim Jong Un.")

GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

Mattel announced it is developing Hello Barbie – a doll that uses Wi-Fi voice recognition in the cloud to remember her owner's likes, dislikes, and previous conversation topics.

(Thanks to Judy B)

TRUTH IN LABELING

Clothing manufacturer forced to apologise for putting 'Give it to your mum - it's her job' on washing label

(Thanks to John Gregg)

BUT WITH THE WIND CHILL FACTOR, IT FEELS LIKE MINUS 231 MILLION

We're in Minnesota for a family function. This is what I saw when I started the rental car this morning:

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February 21, 2015

WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

Polar Bear Penis Bones Are Snapping All Over The Arctic Thanks To Pollution

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

THEY MAKE A HANDSOME COUPLE

Man removes 6 foot icicle from home

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(Thanks to Monique)

BANANA PRICES SOAR

Couple to leave all their cash to pet monkey

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

IMMERSED IN THE ROLE

A porn star who played the leading role in the raunchy “When Porn Stars Attack” flick was arrested and kicked off a plane after she allegedly charged at a flight crew and a cop, police said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

ROMANCE: ALIVE AND WELL IN OKLAHOMA

A night out drinking and an argument with his girlfriend nearly cost a Tulsa man his penis.

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez, Jeff Meyerson and Charles Cates)

WE'RE GUESSING THESE SCIENTISTS ARE SINGLE

Scientists fed 150-300 ants blue or red sugar water and watched where they defecated over 2 months.

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

February 20, 2015

GOOD TO KNOW

Raw Milk: A Great Source for Cow Feces

(Thanks to Judy B)

STUDLY

Kim Jong-un unveils new haircut

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(Thanks to The Perts)

'WE CAN MAKE SOME CHILI'

Truck carrying 42,000 pounds of kidney beans blocks southbound I-75 exit at Richmond

(Thanks to Zaphod)

WE'RE HAVING TROUBLE TYPING THIS

It's National Handcuff Day.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

INCLUDING A POODLE NAMED PARIS

Furious owners claim Delta lost their show dogs at airport

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Frozen fecal matter closes interstate exit ramp

Advisory: Autoplay.

(Thanks to Trent Whitney)

SOMEBODY IS *SO* GROUNDED

Patterson Man, 43, Accused Of Biting Off Own Mother’s Ear

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

IF HE HAD A ROBOT HAT, HE COULD USE THE STOVE TO COOK THE TOMATOES

Watch fisherman stave off the cold - by carrying lit STOVE on his back

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(Thanks to Ralph)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Japanese Company Introduces Robot Hat-Backpack That Feeds You Tomatoes While You Jog

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(Thanks to Alberto Mengoni, Charles Cates and Ralph, who says, "Hey, you with the tomato machine — catchup!")

February 19, 2015

SEND THIS UNDERWEAR TO WASHINGTON

Too-tight underwear reason for absence during vote: MP

(Thanks to The Perts)

FASHION UPDATE

It just gets better and better.

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And better.

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(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

FIFTY SHADES OF PINK

Japanese Sex Hotels Cater to All Kinds of Fetishes, Even Hello Kitty S&M

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

'APPARENTLY?'

A traveler, apparently upset when asked to remove his belt, decided to make sure he would not set off the metal detector by stripping naked at the security check point.

(Thanks to funny man)

AFTER EVERY MEAL

Woman asks for divorce ‘because husband didn’t want sex three times a day’

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WE HOPE BOTH OF HER HAVE GOOD LAWYERS

Utah woman can sue herself over fatal car accident, ruling says

(Thanks to wiredog, who says "We have reached peak lawsuit.")

INNO(burp)VATION

Cool Baby

(Thanks to Jon Harris and DaninDallas)

This guy could have used one.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

AT LEAST IT'S NOT MANILOW

Man listening to Nickelback for 168 hours for charity

(Thanks to Ralph)

GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY, DUDE

Researchers using genetically-modified mice pinpointed circuitry in the hypothalamus used by the active ingredient in cannabis to cause the "munchies."

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

RUSSIAN GUYS IN ACTION

"He can be damaged, carefully."

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

GUYS IN ACTION

Loo-Cy, Motorized Toilet, Flushes Snow from Sidewalks

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(Thanks to Charles Cates, Preston Garrison and Ralph)

OOPS

A police officer accidentally shot his sergeant after firing at a pit bull inside a Brooklyn apartment building.

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

ONE BY ONE THEY ARE TAKING AWAY OUR FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS

Australian driver fined for playing trumpet behind the wheel

(Thanks to The Perts)

WORST KRISPY KREME PROMOTION OF THE WEEK SO FAR

The branch created a series of promotion events that included "KKK Wednesday"

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

THEY'LL NEED EXTRA CUFFS FOR SQUIDWARD

'50 Shades' visible from 'SpongeBob' at drive-in

(Thanks to The Perts)

February 18, 2015

BEST STATE EVER

Vanilla Ice arrested in Florida burglary rap

The former hip hop star boosted furniture, bicycles and a pool heater from a vacant house near the site of his home-renovation show 'The Vanilla Ice Project,' police say.

This story has everything: Florida. Reality TV. Vanilla Ice. A pool heater.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

 
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