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February 26, 2015

IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

A 23-year-old Florida woman found passed out behind the wheel of a running car said drugs found in her possession were to treat the back pain she gets from pole-dancing, authorities said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Turn on, tune in, drop out and pole dance.

yeah, she looks bi-poler

Penalty flag thrown at ligirl. Horrible (really good) pun. I get the same type of pain after shoveling snow for an hour. Who know that a pole dancer and I would have so much in common ?

I would love to see her Workman's Comp claim forms..

If you're fired from you "career" as a pole dancer, do you get the shaft?

She looks like she might be the reason other people are on drugs.

There was really no reason to mention the state.

Pinellas County Resident

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