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November 29, 2014

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Police say a Pennsylvania woman chased her boyfriend around a dining room and stabbed him in the chest because he started eating Thanksgiving dinner while she slept off a bender.

(Thanks to Jon Harris and Bill Hudgins)

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Hey, if someone ate your drumstick what would you do?

No jury would convict.

Wait, which is justified? The stabbing or starting to eat because you don't want the food to get cold waiting for the drunk idiot?

Ah, the holidays: a time for good cheer.

This charming couple should get married.

Put the turkey on the table.
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Get the drunk to stand if able.
Fa la la la la la la la la.
See her reach for the carving knife.
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Forget the turkey annd run for your life.
Fa la la la la la la la la.

annd + and. Sometimes I get a little ahead of myself.

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