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November 26, 2014

FLORIDA EDUCATION REPORT

Sarasota High School student Alexa Nicole De Armas was arrested Friday for organizing a prostitution ring of students from different high schools.

This has been your Florida Education Report.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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This puts an interesting spin on 'home coming'...

I can't really cast a proper vote without evaluating the other 5 contestants.

Please excuse my drunk posting. It was meant for the bare bums item.

Hey, this will give her a leg up (so to speak) when it comes (so to speak) time for a real job, right?

More coffee Old Phil.Higher octane.

The bum had me excited.

Be True to Your School?

I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?

And they say the entrepreneurial spirit is dead.

Well, it is more imaginative than a lemonade stand.

Risky Business.

If you go through Jostens, you can have your high school ring made of genuine Lustrium®

Just specify that you want the deluxe prostitution ring

Boy I couldn't even get the nerve up to ask a girl out in High school. How do you ask them to ....well...you know what ?

These are forward girls designed to compensate fro backward lads such as yourself.

so that is what hi school was for, I never got it

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