« Previous | Main | Next »

October 29, 2014

BOLO

Seattle Police Release Photo of Man Accused of Stealing ‘Hercules’ Penis Pump

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Hercules' secret is out.

Hercules Penis Pump would be a great name for a rock band.

Simon Cowell?

That would explain a lot.

Gotta plan early for that epic New Year's.

Between this guy and the guys who get caught shoplifting women's underwear, I don't know who's more humiliated.

Note to self: next time, rob the Kwik-E Mart next door.

His mom recognizes him, but is too embarrassed to do anything.

How nice! They provided links to the items in the article. I agree with MazarLarry. I wouldn't admit to being his mom either.

The comments to this entry are closed.

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise