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October 25, 2014

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Getting pregnant gets easier when eating ice cream

(Thanks to The Perts)

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Sort of a ménage a trois? And who is eating the ice cream?

Dr. Dan Malcioiu is feeling a little light headed today and will answer no more stupid questions about just putting the ice cream directly into the womb to make it sticky.

31 flavors just took on more meaning for me.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar ?

Got yogurt?
Got milk?
Got cheese?
Got baby?

Dairy. It just breeds.

The new slogans of teh american dairy coucils.

I don't worry about that anymore. I am beyond that point in time. Ice cream still sounds good though

For the lactose intolerant, I understand tequila facilitates the process as well.

Thank Gawd I'm lactose intolerant.

Yeah, I always heard alcohol was the traditional route.

No lactose in this household. That's why we have cats.

NOW they tell me.

Is all kinds, or just the ice cream that comes with nuts?

Liquor, they say, is quicker.

If you eat a lot of ice cream maybe you will not get pregnant, but you surely will look if you are.
And no, I did not call you Shirley.

What positions are recommended for eating ice cream while attempting to get pregnant?

I want to join the "food regiment". Especially if I get ice cream.

Which explains why the Mr Whippy Man is smiling.

Haagen-Dazs equals Harvard, but if the brand of ice cream is Ben and Jerry's, the kid is going to Berkeley.

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