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September 28, 2014


Colorado Man Appears Pretty Happy After Arrest


(Thanks to Pirateboy)



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A) high
2) Chicklets for caps work real well
iii. No doubt single, ladies

Are you the Photogenic type? Michael was living in a dumpster a few short weeks ago. Through our agency now Michael's face is in demand for Everything from putting a gface on your medical marijuana dispensary to FlexSeal, other worthwhile uses.

It's me, it's me, it's Earnest T.

He's smiling because the taxpayers now will fix those terrible teeth.

What a great day. I got some money. I got to ride on a train and then to top it off I got to ride in a police car! What's not to be happy about?

He's happy because arrest is as good as some change.

Sing along if you feel like a goon without a tooth....

If you're happy and you know it cap your teeth
If you're happy and you know it cap your teeth
If you're happy and you know it and you want your mouth to show it
If you're happy and you know it cap your teeth

Ladies, he is available!

Write to #9829018 c/o denver police.

You never know....

Only one missing tooth?... He can't be a Meth addict..

Little Buddy, what HAPPENED to you? We didn't mean to leave you on that island when we were all rescued.

"Smile! I think you're going to like this one."
Is there room for my walker in the back of the geezer bus?

Bob, was that the Bob Cummings Show? Nobody's that old...

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