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August 13, 2014

WE DON'T PAY OUR SECURITY GUARDS ENOUGH

Security guard tackles Convention Center pooper

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure the bladder does not get involved with that bodily function.

"The bladder bone's connected to the poop bone."

'The guard said he confronted the man, which caused the pooper to grow angry.'


i'll bet he was steamin'

Holy Sidewalk (r@pping Ailment Complaining Conventioneer, Batman!

Police apprehended the man before he could poop again. They issued a statement saying he had nothing to go on.

alleged defecator

I'm quite sure that he is, in fact, a defecator. The alleged part only comes into play if he did it at that particular location.

"... on the second-floor walkway that crosses above Pike Street...."

Mistaken for the poop deck?

Bet the poopatrator's first thought upon seeing a security guard was, "Oh, crap." Or, "Ahhh, crap."
One of those.

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