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August 21, 2014

THEY NEED THEIR SPACE

Moose sex corridor between N.S. and N.B. expands by 198 hectares

(Thanks to The Perts)

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hey did you see moose sex corridor when they were touring with kid rock? what was that, reneckapalooza? something. helluva show, man.

Imagine the traffic sign warning drivers of a moose sex corridor.

"Hey, Rocky! Look what I can pull out of my hat!"

"Not now! You're not in the corridor!"

I know those Canadians can be a little strange, especially the Newfies, but are there so many having sex with meese that they need that much more space? This is taking a love of nature to a whole new level and I blame NAMMLA (North American Man-Moose Love Association).

Sounds like the joke about the person who wanted the "Deer Crossing" sign near her house moved because she thought the deer should cross the road somewhere else.

A moose once bot my sister.

A moose once bit my sister.

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an
Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist",
"Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

When the Moose is Loose, it's best to give them a wide berth. Especially if they are doing the Antler Dance.

Somewhere a Canadian pharmacy is missing its Viagra.

Warning: Moose Sex Corridor
Watch Where You Step

Did anyone tell the Moose?

"Expands" hehheheheh

Is that headline even in English? What is an NS and NB and who/what/where is a hectares?

Damn Canada. Why is it still and independent country?

NS = Nova Scotia, NB = New Brunswick. Provinces in Canada, equivalent of states in USA. Yes, Canada is still an independent country. Hectares are units of area, 1 hectare is about 2.2 acres.

This only provides for moose intercourse between N.S. and N.B.

Since the problem is a restricted population in N.S., there needs to be a northern route as well. Why not build moose lanes on the bridges over the Strait of Canso, and provide free moose passage on the ferries to and from Newfoundland?

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