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August 29, 2014

TERRORISM UPDATE

Feral cat forces elementary school to close

(Thanks to Focalpoint, who says "The squirrels are behind this.")

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It was a spy for the raccoons.

If it were possible to herd cats, we could turn the feral ones loose on ISIS.

Feed it a government approved school lunch. It'll leave on its own.

It went on to score in the 94th percentile in standardized state tests after a Japanese toy company's spokeswoman pointed out that it is not a feral cat at all but rather a feral human girl.

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