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August 21, 2014


Man arrested for prowling tried to fight a fire hydrant

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "It was asking for it.") (Also thanks to Ralph)


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"It was looking at me funny, ya know?"

Remember the Main!

Dogs appear to have a similar contempt for these things.

Related story: competition for Rob Ford.

Guy was a wuss. He couldn't stand up to my left hook. Crumpled like a newspaper.

I ran right into a fire hydrant once. Damn thing hit me where the sun don't shine. You know, where my belly hangs over my belt. I think raccoons were chasing me at the time.

Plugged 'em

a pub up the way has life-sized aluminum pigs sitting out front, and EVERY dog that goes by freaks out, many won't be dragged past the 'evil' pigs. Which are metal and have not moved for five years, but DAMMMN the dogs knows it is dangerous.

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