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August 20, 2014

HE HAD HIS REASONS

Tarpon Springs police said Jeffrey Michael Pepin, 44, went into the Walmart at 41232 U.S. 19 N on July 26 and began ripping diapers.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Was he looking for the hidden prize?

That comes later.

Pepin's toxicology report came back with this memo:

Regarding his brain and the extent of the drugs present, we'll need a much bigger one quart resealable bag.

I saw Ripping Diapers open for Haircut 100. Last week at Wal-Mart.

He wanted to resell tem and was counting on the disposable income...

Jeff the Ripper?

Not quite as marketable as the original.

Jeffrey Pepin's real name is Duggar.

He was overheard saying, "I can't take it anymore."

"ripping diapers" could be a euphemism for what i do after a couple of pints and a burrito.

oh, and i bet somebody's friends would call it foreplay too.

Somehow this should segway into the Richard III story.

At first I read that it happened at Tampon Springs.

1) This is Florida.

2) Spay surgery costs way less than $342.

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