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August 30, 2014

FLORIDA CRIME REPORT

Unfortunatelu our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Florida Crime Report.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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I would have turned away before he dropped his pants. Yikes! He's only 60? I have a feeling he's walked on the "Wild" side a little too often.

Placing hands on hips, then begin “shaking” genitals while “yelling incoherently" is highly recommended in the song Locomotion.

Thank goodness we closed all the nut houses and threw everyone out onto the street.

"Just doin' the hokey-pokey, officer."

Wild thing,
You make my heart...uuuurp.

Anybody got a mint?

By STAFF REPORTS... Ha!

What do you expect? He was born to be Wild.

Richard's Gone Wild!

Oh, Dick, Dick, Dick..... what have you gotten yourself into now?

If one is given a proud name to live up to, one...wait.
He did what?

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