Dear Mr. Barry:
In Placitas, NM, this year we have a bumper crop of lizards. On Monday, as my wife and I were returning home, a large lizard appeared on our sidewalk, raised its tail, and pooped. I had never seen this before. I thought to myself that this is a rude lizard. Later I thought that this might be a good name for a rock band: Rude Lizard. Do you agree?