WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR ADAM ANT
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July 07, 2014
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- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
This would make a freakin' AWESOME Three Little Pigs reboot.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 07, 2014 at 05:48 PM
I am never leaving the house again.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 07, 2014 at 06:13 PM
No tattoos yet, though. They'd be scarier if they had little tattoos.
Posted by: Clankie | July 07, 2014 at 06:49 PM
Dude, you went to an Adam Ant concert??
Posted by: Alkali Bill | July 07, 2014 at 06:56 PM
Our neighbor, Sheeba the Iranian bar girl, has a similar modus operandi.
Posted by: manual tomato | July 07, 2014 at 07:05 PM
We have a couple of nests of these "spider wasps" in our garage in Kentucky which, if my wife knew about them, she'd burn the garage to the ground.
I've had them swarm around my head and land on my arms to see if I'm dangerous.
Since I don't respond with aggression, they haven't stung me, yet.
Note: I am NOT a pacifist but I just don't want to push the big red button to start the war.
Posted by: Steve | July 08, 2014 at 11:02 AM