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July 23, 2014

THERE IS NO ALERT LEVEL HIGH ENOUGH

British inventor builds giant 'fart machine' to fire at France

(Thanks to Andy the TropicHunt.com Guy, Richard, and David Emery) 

 

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Can we get one to point at Canada?

Wow. Talk about "I fart in your general direction...!"

Does it also come with a big megaphone, so he can tell the French that their fathers were hamsters and their mothers smelt of elderberries?

The 50mph baby stroller seems even more outrageous.

But yes, point one towards Canada: "Can Terrance and Phillip come out to play?..." *PPHHHBBBRRRRRRTT!*

(is gratified to see that two folks before me already expressed a keen interest in farting at canada, i mean farting at mexico, well that just seems mean. michigan, on the other hand...)

*Snork* at Allen

The French are already full of gas so pointing it another direction might make sense.

Harley was first.

This article has an air of trickery
The name Furtze is just too appropriate to be real.
Someone should double check this one.

It doesn't just bend spacetime. In order to hit Calais, it has to bend Dover.

My above post would have made a lot more sense if I hadn't forgotten to include the part about how the contraption looks like the Time Machine. Just looking at the invention in all its magnificence gave me a brain fart.

"Furze hopes to mount the contraption on the cliffs of Dover..."

All lovers dream such dreams.

N O B E L Prize. Just saying.

mon Dieu !

"The 65-year-old was presented with the gifts while visiting Glendelvine Estate in Scotland, a conservation centre for the rare woodland creatures [of malevolent doom]."

The UK is protecting squirrels? Here, they'll have sanctuary cities, like say, Miami...

Will the French retaliate with a garlic cannon?

The Frenchies have surrendered in advance. Send in prince charlie, he will never be King of England, he should settle for King of France.

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