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July 03, 2014


Platform Plank 1: He's used "every drug you can probably think of."

(Thanks to Monique)


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He was "born an alcoholic"?
How can one be rehabbed if one was never properly habbed to begin with?

I have friends who call this foreplay.

Han Solo: "I can imagine a lot."

Better him than Marion Barry.

But he has "more than enough to eat at home," as he once told a newsconference.

I read that Ozzy Osbourne was once tested to see how he managed to still be alive after all the years of drug and alcohol abuse. Their conclusion was Ozzy was still alive because of his wife Sharon.
Ozzy's test.
Maybe they should do a similar test on Rob Ford.

Experience is an important asset for a candidate.

Nc: Unfortunately, Rob's wife has substance abuse problems too. We think. Nobody has seen her in months. And Rob physically attacked a reporter who tried to photograph his house.

Cmon...what Dave B. follower hasn't tried halucenegenic mushrooms or crack cocaine ? Or Spelling ?

This is makin' my head hurt:

"I know I didn't drink yesterday, and I know I haven't drank today," Mr Ford said.

He oughta be kicked outta office just for this offense against the English language!

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