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July 23, 2014

SPEAKING OF JESUS

A Florida driver's license is on its way heavenward.

(
Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who'd better make room in the handbasket for Peter Metrinko, who sent us the following...)

Jesus tweet

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"I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as a got my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car..."

So tempting to use the words "crucify in court" but I am sitting too close to a lot of electrical equipment plus I forgot my blood pressure meds this morning.

It's a killer combination.

Let's hope her insurance covers Act of Son of God.

She (He) didn't drive him home embedded in the windshield?

As a friend rightly pointed out, they didn't have cars in His day so he gets a pass.

What sort of donkey was she driving ?

Hill is being charged with failure to stop after an accident resulting in injury or death, criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon, and two counts of criminal mischief. Jesus said he would die for her sins, but no word yet on whether he'll take the rap for them.

Made my day. LMAO!

Jeff - nice reference to the Right Reverend Dr. Bill Sol Hargis!

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