OK, I CAN DIE NOW
In the picture below, I'm in a very nice house near Sun Valley, Idaho, holding a Gibson guitar. This guitar currently belongs to a friend of the fellow on the right, my old friend Josh Kelly, a wonderful guy and terrific musician who, out of the goodness of his heart, routinely risks his reputation by serving as drummer for the Rock Bottom Remainders.
The previous owner of the guitar was...
OK, I'll tell you after you look at the picture:
This guitar used to belong to John Lennon.
By the way, the red-white-and-blue guitar on the stand behind me used to belong to Buck Owens.
I don't know what these guitars are worth. Probably less, now that I have touched them. But still.