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July 02, 2014

MOVE OVER, FLATHEAD COUNTY

An unknown suspect allegedly burped upon entering a business on Rheem Boulevard. Staff person gave him a dirty look, then the subject pulled down the back of his shorts and shook his allegedly exposed buttocks at the staff person. The subject denied everything.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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Allegedly exposed or allegedly buttocks?

It's a misunderstanding. He just made a dirty crack.

In the very next paragraph, "Store management is reviewing closed caption camera footage..."

Wow, those "closed caption" cameras are great! You can see right on the screen what the perpetrators are saying!

If you're going to flash your butt, you may as well have something to show for it.

In some countries, all this gets you is a 10% discount.

Scrollin' down, why would ya hide ya weed in ya ukulele case? First place plod is gonna look. Sheesh.

And them's the bare facts.

"Rheem". Hehehe.

The subject denied everything.

"Potassium accounts for 1.42% of the Earth's lithosphere by volume."
"Nuh-UH."

i love you guys ;)

isn't it legal to shoot exposed buttocks in that state?

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