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July 11, 2014

HE REPRESENTS WACKERNHEIM

A leading German politician who confessed to using crystal meth yesterday attempted to explain his actions, by claiming that they improved his performance as an MP.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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Meth was used used as a performance-enhancing drug by Germany in WWII;
the US preferred Benzedrine.
So did James Bond.

Maybe some of our politicians should try it... oh, wait

It sure looked like it helped their "football" (sic) team!

He can pass a whole year's worth of bills in 20 minutes.

I hear he's planning to vacation in Toronto this year. Something about finding a kindred spirit.

Wacky!

Let's see, hmm. A story showing a ziplock of presumed drugs and a side tab on the site reading, "Find Me a Pack".
All right.

JG -- lots of spirits, probably.

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