We're in Salvador, which has a beautiful historic district, which last night was full of soccer fans drinking and eating and also drinking.
We found a hotel occupied by our hated ancient enemies the Belgians, who you will not be surprised to learn are affiliated with Satan.
Here's a decorative fountain next to a pleasing array of porta-potties.
We'll be at the Big Game today, chanting our traditional chant: "Hey, Belgium! You can go to Hellgium!"