A BIRTHDAY IN BRAZIL
So I celebrated by going to yet another beach (they have a LOT of beaches here). I did my part for international understanding by explaining to some locals that soccer (or, as they call it here, "jai alai") is a LOT easier if you use your hands. As you can see, they were amazed and grateful:
I also got a tattoo. I am told it is the same one sported by somebody called "Rihanna." It is very manly.
This man had an octopus, which, in accordance with local custom, he wore as a belt.
Here is the offical beer of the World Cup, seconds before being converted into an official World Cup bodily fluid.