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Hmm, according to this website, tattoos can cause jaundice. But in his case, how would he know?
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 22, 2014 at 06:58 PM
Too many tattoos today adorned on bodies
Posted by: Theresa | July 22, 2014 at 07:23 PM
' he decided to quit drinking alcohol last year, spending the money he would've spent on booze on tattoos.'
“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” - homer simpson
- what an oxymaroon
Posted by: ligirl | July 22, 2014 at 07:33 PM
"I'm giving up booze. What to do with the money I'll save? Save for retirement? Nah. Set some aside for the kid's education? Nope. Donate it to charity? As if. I know! I'll spend it on tattoos of Homer J. Simpson."
Posted by: Captain Spoilsport | July 22, 2014 at 08:16 PM
Key paragraph: "My dad was a real life Ned Flanders," Weir said. "He wouldn't let me watch as it depicted the father and the head of the household to be a buffoon."
Mr. Weir? I know way to become thought of as an even bigger buffoon, and you've achieved it.
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 22, 2014 at 08:21 PM
"Too many tattoos today adorned on bodies"
Umm, where else would you put them?
Posted by: ASK | July 22, 2014 at 08:39 PM
Certified
Posted by: OldPhil | July 22, 2014 at 09:06 PM
The previous record was 1.
Posted by: JG | July 22, 2014 at 10:40 PM
*d'oh!* THAT Homer!
(The poet would've been way cooler... I'm just sayin'.)
Posted by: klezmerphan | July 23, 2014 at 02:18 AM
The older he gets, the more Homer looks like the original.
Posted by: Steve | July 23, 2014 at 10:20 AM