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July 28, 2014

A JUNIOR FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Authorities say the 3-year-old boy who was wearing only a diaper climbed into the Jeep Tuesday evening and knocked it out of gear. Witnesses say it rolled down the street, through an intersection and into the house, causing minor damage.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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Incredibly, PediaSure appears to have been involved.

Should I Google IMDB for "Mini Driver"?

When I was a little boy, we had to find ways to entertain ourselves. Usually the best way to do that was to crash a Jeep and then go watch cartoons afterwards.

A three year old?
Hmmm. Around these parts, to be simultaneously wearing a diaper and crashing a car, one tends to be a tad older.

I can't believe a three year old isn't potty trained yet. Somebody's going to be in time-out for awhile.

Coming soon to an episode of Portlandia...

Eat (Must do three or more times daily)
Watch Cartoons (Must do daily)
Sleep (Must do daily)
Play Video Games (Must do daily)
Potty Training (Maybe later)
Driver Education (Maybe later)

The kid has a busy schedule, obviously something had to give.

Isn't he the mayor of toronto?

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