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June 15, 2014


A violent home invasion got even scarier for one Florida resident when he called 911 and got transferred to voicemail.

(Thanks to manual tomato)


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"You wait time is approximately 7 minutes. If you have a true emergency which can not wait, press the trigger."

For Spanish, press one. For German, press two. For Italian, press three. For Somali, Hmong or Yiddish, press four. For Valley Girl, press five. For sign language, press six... etc

Yet again, The Simpsons was way ahead of its time.

Key name we are not making fun of:

Logan Tittle

Well, that's why in situations like that, one needs to grab a gun first.

"Sorry we can't take your call right now. If the person in your home wants to sell you insurance, please press one. If they are holding a religious leaflet, please press two. There is no three. If they are holding a weapon, and you wish to hear "Kung Fu Fighting" to give you some ideas, please press four..."

When seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

Except, Make It Rain, the police are in India, protecting the call center!

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