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June 24, 2014

WE'LL JUST WALK, THANKS

Norwegian Air Shuttle's Dreamliner nightmare resumed over the weekend, with a record 44 hour and 43 minute delay for the Boeing 787-8 flight from Orlando to Oslo.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

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He said that the airline had been forced to fly spare parts from London to repair the aircraft....
The minute they mentioned they were waiting for some spare parts so they could repair the aircraft I would have been at another airline's counter buying a ticket. Or, if possible, I would have gone to buy a train ticket.

Scheduling by Fomcast.

Our pastor was stuck in Dushanbe, Tajikistan when the only plane in the Tajik Air (Motto: When the Russians left behind a plane it was a shame to not use it) fleet had an oil leak.

Norway? There are a lot of moose in Norway. Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes The wøndërful telephøne system And mäni interesting furry animals The characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional. Signed RICHARD M. NIXON Including the majestik møøse.

A Møøse once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

We apologise for the fault in the comments. Those responsible have been sacked. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses' noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

I think the blog has been invaded by trolls.

What's that, Lassie? You say the plane is in the well trouble?

The airline's spokesman is Lasse Sandaker-Nielsen.

Isn't the proper term, "Elves"? Or is that another country?
Did anyone notice the story about the baby squirrels and the people who will probably be raising them for the next TWO YEARS?

What, no Florida geezer driver jokes? But at least the people weren't trapped inside the plane on the ramp. That's my worst travel nightmare, with some regulation-spouting "attendant." Imagine having to pee in your seat like that three year old on Jet Blue.

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